I came across this little ditty in my reading. If only we all could be so tasty.
I want to be like Blue Cheese
I want to be like Liverwurst
I want to be like Habanero Peppers & Listerine
Like horseradish & Garlic
Like Tabasco & Cough Syrup
Like a Salt Water Popsicle
Help me O God, in this world of Wonder Bread & Pop Tarts
To taste so strong
That the world will need a drink of water
When it gets a load of me.